• Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Atlanta Braves – Game 125

    That was the Pirates many of us grew up watching throughout our teenage years and early 20s. God that was pathetic. Almost everything that infuriates me about this team was on display yesterday. Shitty fielding, bullpen blowing it, three worst guys on the team all in the lineup at the same time. But hey, ”…

  • Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Washington Nationals – Game 124

    Vomit.  That’s really all I have in regards to last night’s abortion. Yucky, biley, burny vomit. The Pirates really are doing their best in letting the wildcard drip down their leg. The bullpen has been a problem all year? Fuck it.  Starting pitching inconsistent?  Fuck it.  Record attendance?  Time for a ski lift. At least…

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    Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Washington Nationals – Game 122

    Well that was fun.  Thank God Clint Hurdle‘s wonderful bullpen management led to a loss in the first game of the series. Another sweet move in yesterday’s game?  Michael Martinez throwing two balls away.  Pedro Alvarez would be poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, and drawn and quartered like Vigo the fucking Carpathian. The shittiest thing…